Wasps
Letting all the wasps eat my apples! There’s not one that hasn’t been nibbled and it’s all your fault!
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having a black veiny penis
from rizzlabob
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The Heat Death of the Universe
In accordance with the second law of thermodynamics, the universe is doomed to evaporate into a cold mess of radiation. Jesus Christ, Sue!!!
from Michael
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Not getting employed
God damnit, I reeled off everything there was to know about the company amongst the rest of my final-round interview, and I was rejected for my knowledge of the company being “average” compared to other candidates. Why me Sue? What, you think you’d just throw a couple of rudderless geniuses in the interview mix and cock things up for me?
Now I think about it, I think the bloody interviewer was called Sue
from your currently jobless friend
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My Erection
damn her with her vectory edges and bland colour scheme and sexy sexy typography
from Sargent Teahammer
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Holocaust
There are 2 comments about thisSue was obviously responsible for the holocaust. Fat anti semite!
from Liam Steele
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Cookery programmes and the rise and fall of Erin Dawber!
There are 2 comments about thisThe prevalence of cooking programmes which makes people like Erin Dawber feel that it is appropriate to take photos of their chavvy “tea” on those awful plates which say “pasta, pizza, salad” around the sides and actually create facebook photo albums to commemorate their ready meal extravaganza!
from Rachel Chorley
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Dawn Lorraine Lister
I like it when she takes photos of kebabs and cups of tea!
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Amy Judge
She is dead good at heating up reformed meat.
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Sue = Fat
There are 4 comments about thisI blame Sue for the obesity crisis in the UK
from Mary-Lou
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Valerie-Ann
Errrr, girls called Sue are always big lasses.
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Marnie, Portsmouth
Sue the milk snatcher!
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Beulah La Furneaux
I blame Sue for the failure of my gastric band.
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Jill
Fat old northern cow!
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Forcing an academic to do something he later regretted………………
There are 18 comments about thisI blame Sue for making Ashley Cooke give Kwame a blowjob behind The Lisbon last week.
from Maisie
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Ruby Slippers
Eeew, that Kwame has got such child bearing hips!
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Tony Wiggy, Liverpool
They were all over each other like a rash!
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Marlene
Dirty bastards.
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Doreen, Liverpool
FIlthy pair of bastards!
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Daniella Mantrap
Didn’t spill a drop, the filthy cow!
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Sue
Are you seeing him again?
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Charlotte, NYC
Ithaca and vine leaves spring to mind!
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Johnnie, Mossley Hill
I hate him, and his friend with the big face aint no better!
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Pete Price
I racked Ash off behind the Curzon in 1992!
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Umberto, Manchester
Filthy queens….
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Dregan, Southport
HE’S BEEN IN MY HOUSE!
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Scouselad
Looks like Mo Mowlem
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Christopher Mayes
I know Ashley feels ashamed of what he did – or to be honest – what he MAY have done. He was too drunk to remember what he did. At least Kwame loves him unlike my Johnny who I met on Gaydar, who spurned me because I don’t fit in with his play writing friends
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Kevin Goggins
Now there’s a name I’ve not heard for a long time!! Christopher Mayes, AKA Maisie. Last time I saw him he was just pulling himself out of my lower bowel. I’d love to get back in touch, but life has been cruel and I don’t have long left…
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Johnny
Hello Christopher! Did Sue make you give me crabs???? I may be a play-write who sleeps around but at least I am Drug and Disease Free, which is more than I can say for you. And whenever have you been a top? I take it Kevin is lying. You’ve always been a POWER BOTTOM. One only has to read the graffiti in the Curzon, Lisbon, Masquerade, Sydney Jone library, Harold Cohen library and Augustos John student bar to find out what a vivacious bottom queen you are.
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Dale Howard
Being a playwright, which incidentally doesn’t need a hyphen, I would have assumed that you know how to spell Augustus correctly. Leave Maisie out of it, he is mine and we are having a Civil Partnership in the Palm House in Sefton Park. Dale x
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Tom Ravenscroft, BBC
Dale – back off! You’re shitty DJ gigs in sports halls round the north west make me laugh. You’re so welcome to Maisie. Johnny the playwright told me his brown love nest is more torn than a windsock at Liverpool John Lennon Airport. Ashley is mine and I forgive him for kissing Kwame.
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Tom Ravenscroft, BBC
I meant your NOT you’re
I LOVE AShley – back off
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Taking down the best Facebook page ever
I blame Sue for taking down the best, funniest page on Facebook. Where has “Don’t you hate when Sue puts you with that bigoted woman?!” gone. It was a hilarious record of a moment in the life of this country. It is so wrong that it’s not there any more.
from Steve
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Have to go to more interviews
Me getting rejected from a good job, and making them so wanky that they picked some other cunt over me.
I fucking hate you sue you stupid dick-fuck fuckface.Now I have to temp for the fucking shitstained student loans people.
Thanks sue, you wankstation
from pleh
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Why shawn Why
I blame sue for shawn taking me in a back ally and making me give him a blow job it didn’t taste nice ewwwwww
from Scott Marsh
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Why shawn Why
I blame sue for shawn taking me in a back ally and making give him a blow job
it didn’t taste nice ewwwwwwfrom Scott Marsh
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MINIS <3 Turn me on
I can’t stop raping minis! Everytime I see an orginal mini I have to chase after it and take it from behind, for that sue I blame you!
from Matt Bateson
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MINIS <3 Turn me on
I can’t stop raping minis! Everytime I see an orginal min I have to chase after it and take it from behind, for that sue I blame you!
from Matt Bateson
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MINI <3 Turn me on
I can’t stop raping minis! Everytime I see an orginal min I have to chase after it and take it from behind, for that sue I blame you!
from Matt Bateson
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I blame sue for giving me a wet dream
i was happily dreaming about Sue and bam i ruined my covers
from Daniel
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Bigot baby Sue
Thanks Sue for deciding that we have to do exams and making them such a head fuck Cheers you bigot.
from llalaa
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Finding something unpleasant
I blame Sue for my mother leaving her vibrator in the bathroom and me finding it during mid-shit.
from Mentally damaged son
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…making revision for my geography exam too difficult
It’s Sue’s fault the syllabus is so ridden with case studies that I don’t even know what I’m meant to be learning.
from A disgruntled geography student
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Tory government
By discrediting Gordon Brown, Sue allowed Cameron to rise to power – damn you Sue!
from Alistair Campbell
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my erection in parliament.
It is Sue’s fault i became aroused by John Bercow’s gown.
from Labour’s number 1 fan!
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I hate sue.
sue has given me a possible case of appendicitis, made englad lose, my St. George’s cross nails smudge and my maths paper too hard. i Hate you.
from jemimah
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Shattered pre-conceived notion…
It is Sue’s fault i got caught having sex with a Harley Davidson.
from Gary Glitter
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Having a period when I want sex!
I want sex! I’m horny! I CAN’T FUCKING HAVE IT! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOU SUE
from Sue’s Number One Fan
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Hate that i still belive in england
The mother bitch making england shut at football- i waste 90 mins of my life to see them play- yet i still belive in them! Sue stop feeding your milk to them- rotten pig!!
from Sue is the mother of shrek
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Liver Pain
A pain in my liver. You bought me all those drinks, causing me to get hammered didn’t you, you demented cock bashing spastic horse fucker.
from Uncomfortable
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I HATE YOU SUE NYE
Sue, i’ve had an awful day at work- it’s all your fault, you put me with bigotted clients. You slag.
from A Jobcentre Plus Officer
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England’s oncoming failure in the World Cup.
England’s going to lose the World Cup. Again. It’s all Sue’s bloody fault.
from Jack
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The world has fallen to the amphibians.
The world domination of the Hypnotoad. Cheers, bint.
from All glory to the Hypnotoad.
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Not getting a First
Got a stupid upper second, thanks Sue you fucktard, all my coursework grades were A’s, but you had to make me bollocks my final up so I missed a first by a couple of marks… didn’t you? I hate you, you spunkcushion.
from sad
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Vuvuzelas
Thanks Sue, you South African dicksprout!
from Deaf in Johannesburg…thanks to that fucking Sue!
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it’s sue’s fault that katie shuts the door to our room really loudly all the time and shuts herself away even when she’s by herself in the house – what a fucking freak.
from annoyed
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International Students
me being stupid and not getting it to uni- its those damn foreigners taking the places!
from Sally
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The millions of wasps in South Africa
Buzzin’ round as they’re tryin’ to play football! tsch, ruins the game for us all..
from Mr Ping
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Inventing the flood.
I mean seriously, my job would be a hell of a lot easier without your children around….
from Master Chief
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De-Limbing me and Setting me on Fire
I only wanted to kill the Seperatists, but no. You had to cut off my arms and legs and let me fall into lava, AND you let my wife die, fuck you Sue
from Anakin Skywalker
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The New Facebook
Nobody Likes the Changes Sue, don’t make them, or if you’re going to at least fix chat for gods sake
from Mark Zuckerburg
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Robert Green’s epic fail
There are one comments about thisWe all know you had something to do with it Sue…
from all the disgruntled England flags
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Sue's worst nightmare
*from all the disgruntled England fans
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Missing England goal
playing an advert during the England goal against USA – Only impacted ITV HD it seems.
from Huggy
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ANNOYING Vuvuzela horns ruining the World Cup
She is ruining every match with those morons blowing their horns! This will be the worst tournament ever thanks to you Sue!
from Graham Taylor
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AQA Sue-ology
Why did you make the AS Biology exam such an absolute mockery of a sham?! Haven’t you ruined enough lives, Sue?!
from Caz
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Why Sue?
for me having flipping bipolar and needing to take meds with rotten side effects or go mad.
Why would you do this to me Sue? why? why? Why? Bitchfrom Spider
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Frodo baggings is the son of sue
There are 3 comments about thisStupid froggo baggings making life harder for everyone- just throw the god damn ring in the fire- Sam for prime minister.
Frodo is the son of sue- no wonder he is such a dack! Lke mother like son. Bitches!!
from Sam for king!
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Golom
the precious is mine
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goloms deaad =S
GOLOM DIED THOUGH
OMFMFD YOUR A WITCH!!
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Frodohasapool
*Baggins, *Frodo and *Gollum
God you guys are dicks
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The Game
from Tom
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Death Star Plans
Princess Leia didn’t have the Death Star plans, where are they? You were the one who had them! Find them or I’m force choking you.
from Darth Vader (on behalf of Darth Sidious)
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Exams and Revision
Sue was the one that introduced exams into our society and therefore revision.
Why Sue?! I should be out having fun when its sunny, not revising biology… Stupid fucking Sue!!from Chris
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Eaten too much cake
You made me eat too much cake this afternoon and made my stomach hurt, how the fuck could you Sue? You must be evil to do that to me, Sue. Why?
from Paul
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Pokemon!
I blame you sue for not letting pokemon exist. At the begininng of the world God asked Sue whether he should create animals or pokemon, and she chose animals. Well thanks to this selfish cunt i now i have to imagine what it would be like to rape a mankey. Thanks Sue, your such a selfish bastard!
from Im not giving my name to a machine
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Ugly Lesbians and Women’s Rights Campaigners
They just make the world a worse place for EVERY ONE!
from Marcus
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The creation of ‘blamesue.com’
If it wasn’t for you, Sue, we wouldn’t have to put up with blamesue.com!
from Gwyn
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Illegality Of Marijuana – Legality of Alcohol
Damn you Sue for letting society make the wrong choice :@
from Mary Jane
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stealing my money
stealing my deposit to professionally clean my already clean house – biatch!
from 33 Denison Road
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OMFG NOT AGAIN!?!
I blame you sue for not making the toilet seat bigger. If it was maybe i could get it on target. Thanks a fucking lot you piece of shit
lots of love
from Little general
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Putting me with this woman
My love turning from a perfect lovely kind intelligent and driven person, into a moaning, malcontent self-obsessed lazy idiot who sits around our nice big idyllic country house reading True Romance and Twilight books all day, so I can come home and make the kids’ tea, clean the house and be told how crap I am after working my arse off at the shitty, soul-destroying sisyphean nightmare of a job I do to fund her being a failed stay-at-home mum.
Mainly, because it’s Sue who put me with this woman.
from MaleForWhomItIsntAcceptableToMoanOrGiveUpOrAssert
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worse than useless…
bloody nora sue, y’know I don’t watch telly and given up listening to the radio (since having to be reminded that the friggn tories are running the country)….so I’ve only just been informed that Dennis Hopper has died!!!! You could have let me know, christ in a stick Sue, you are worse than useless.
from suzanne is better name than boring sue
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Ann Frank on July 25, 2010 Permalink
She’s a hater for sure!
Otto on July 25, 2010 Permalink
I made a packet out of it. Cheers Sue!