Hair loss
There are 2 comments about thisLosing my hair. At a time when my nipples are so hairy you can see them through my shirt.
Why Sue, JUST WHY? You useless slag.
Losing my hair. At a time when my nipples are so hairy you can see them through my shirt.
Why Sue, JUST WHY? You useless slag.
It rained.
Thanks a lot Sue, you useless bitch.
Ooops that was meant to be ‘RAIN’ in the title and ‘Michael Fish’ as the name. Cock it.
The price of an iPhone, it cost me nearly 200 sheets! Thx for that sue
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Myself. I’m all my own stupid fault. What a clunge I’ve been.
David Cameron being even more of a smug cunt
Wtf now people think being a bigot is bad!? WTF
Why did she put me with that bigoted woman?
admins right he knows what i want
I will promise not to try anal next time
Every negative past event, present event and future event that has occured, is occuring, or will occur,was and is, hirtherto and henceforth, the sole fault of Sue
She was out on the piss last night, she’d told me she’d had an awful week and she didn’t want to be alone. Next thing I know she must have slipped a rohipnol into my beer because I woke up the next morning with my cock smelling of shit
I’m asian, I’ve got even more to thank her for
Lets put Sue in charge of next years budget, maybe she can fuck that up
For people saying that i’m so ugly, my good looking son can’t possibly be mine…..why did you start that rumour sue??? Why
Damn u Sue!
I have had the runs for 6 days now. Might be the curry but I’m pretty sure it was you sue!
My wife getting so fucking fat whilst pregnant! Sue planted malicious thoughts in her head that it would just fall off after the birth!! 8 months and counting you devious lying cunt!!!!!!
Before going into politics I worked for a MEDIA company for 7 years. Sue’s fault. Hummm… although I guess this helps with my being so very media savvy and I know how to play to the audience.
Im going for an all day drinking session 2mo and I blame u for the future hangover tha I’m gonna be suffering on sunday – god sue why do u have to be sooooo mean
Because I have a whole hour to wait until embarasing bodies is on and i have nothing to do!! FFS sue I blame you for my boring life!!
Fucking ouch Sue!!!
Making me buy two tickets to see Liverpool v Chelsea when a home win could hand the league title to manure, whilst a home loss is…. well crap! Thank you very fucking much Susan!!
The human race originaly contracted aids from monkeys. What were you doing to that poor Monkey Sue???
i miss caclcutated the size required it hurt like mad my bad
Being 6 foot 5 with a four and a half inch penis! For Christ’s sake, Sue I could have been 5 foot 6 with a 10 inch one!!!
Puke in the shower…really Sue? Really?
for the magpie on the pitch at Anfield – you should have moved it Sue!
I just needed to blame Sue when i found out I got AIDS from my dog. Fuck you Sue.
Nice idea, but I’d like to see how much stuff Sue has been blamed for, maybe we can blame her a 1,000,000 times before the election! How about it?
The Dead Pigeon outside int Institute of Archaeology, UCL the other day. Seriously Sue. Why?
There’s so much to frown about when your a millionaire and that’s Sue’s fault.
Mike. What is he about ?
That little bit at the bottom the can that you can never drink however much you twist your neck like a bigot.
all the burkhas coming into britain just to piss her off. If she wasn’t around they would have no need to come here!!!
One look at that bigoted old woman and I lost it, that’s you fault that is Sue!
What happened to a good old Bond movie? Are you responsible for scheduling Sue?
HIV positive?! You dirty little bitch, Sue. You dirty little bitch.
RAIN.
Oh, so now apparently I’ve got chlamydia. Cheers, Sue. The sex wasn’t even that great.
I also gave you herpes!
Thanks a lot for telling Mrs Hitler that abortion is a sin. Good call, Sue, good call.
My fringe got cut so short that I look like Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction. Well fucking done, Sue.
that goal was offside. nice one sue
I’m the ref, what I say goes!
I just witnessed a cat from next door raping my cat. Fuckin’ hell, Sue, this is taking it a bit far.
hahahahahah! fuckin sue!
My Takeaway took ages to get here and now look whats made an appearence on my pizza . . . Chilli’s. . . OH HELL NO
For the extinction of the dinosaurs! Nice one Sue!
They shouldn’t have been miked up!
The fantastic facebook group ‘Don’t you hate when Sue puts you with that bigoted woman?!’
Somebody just used my dishcloth in the shared office kitchen to wipe their blackboard, was it you Sue?
Ventriloquism is an act of stagecraft in which a person (same old Tories) manipulates his or her voice so that it appears that the voice is coming from elsewhere, usually a puppeteered “dummy” (new David Cameron).
for the powercut in sofia during game 5 of the world chess championships..
Help – my period is late!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don’t suppose I can really blame Sue for that one, unless Sue is actually a guy!!
Was your period booked into my diary, which I have now lost, I think, but maybe not…. Oh, I can’t remember…
I blame Sue for putting an appointment in my diary, and now I can’t find my diary… In fact, I’m not sure who I am without my name badge on, can I blame Sue for premature alzheimers?
Did you leave it on a train together with your government laptop?
I want to blame someone for having the most attractive pussy in the world!! Everytime I am out in the garden people always stop and ask to look at my pussy. I don’t mind usually but some of them do take the piss and want to stroke or even touch it!! It is so frustrating having something so desirable that I really need to blame someone! My pussy is a black and white cat called Lucy.
I guess this could be a real problem, particularly is your pussy is moulting…
I only got back from Tunisia this week. I haven’t really kept up with the news but I’m told I can plant the blame firmly on Sue’s shoulders?
My fridge freezer broke. £250 I have to fork out, and a week before the elction. I blame Sue.
I love meringues; if I see a meringue, I have to have one. That’s all Sue’s fault. SHE DOESN’T LIKE HOT FEMALE COMPETITION. It’s her fault my backside is as broad as a barn door…
I’m like that with donuts… mmmmmmmm
Labour seem to be up in the polls today, wonder if Gordo will blame sue for that?!
the weather is always sunny when i’m stuck in my windowless office, but now the forecast for the bank holiday is RUBBISH. thanks sue, thanks a bunch.
If it wasn’t for reading about Bigotgate I wouldn’t have missed my bus!
Debs from Kesgrave's husband on May 1, 2010 Permalink
Bald Man? Oh come off it, I know that’s you, Debs from Kesgrave…
Nolongerliveinkesgrave on May 1, 2010 Permalink
Erm…have no idea who Debs is or her husband but did used to live down the road from Kesgrave. Small world…