BF messing up…YOUR FAULT
There are one comments about thiswtf sue!!! my BF didnt text me in time for me to get what he wanted in tescos,AND ITS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT YOU WHORISH SLAG!!
CUNT!
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Lack of toilet paper.
I’m mid-shit. It’s a messy one so I can’t just walk away. Sue, this is YOUR problem, sort it out.
p.s make sure it’s quilted, or its your hand I’m afraid.
from Mike
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Treason
The way that; whenever in an eastwardly direction at noon, whilst singing the soviet anthem, I am hung drawn and henceforth quartered on suspicion of high treason towards the King of France.
Sort it out sue.
from an angry 18th century peasant
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Thanks for making my life the shit mess it is today
Thank you Sue, thanks you so bloody much you stupid cow for making my pen run out of ink during the most important exam of my life 15 years ago!! And now I’m stuck in a fucking factory packing dogfood into boxes!!
If it wasnt for you and your devilish antics I could be buying my own bloody food in my own bloody house rather than having to live with my bloody parents! I’M 37!!! YOU Stupid Bitch!!!
I owe you one, a big fucking slap in that stupid fucking face of yours!!!
from Rodney
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Glee
For god’s sake Sue, hiring William Shuester and making him founder of the McKinley High School Glee Club. From one Sue to another, you disgust me! And that’s how Sue C’s it.
from Sue Sylvester
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Being stuck in a stock room sorting out old boxes of jewellry for 8 hours. UP YOURS SUE!
from Work experience guy
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Toilet
There are one comments about thisYou left the toilet seat up again Sue. What am I going to do with you?
from Byron Banks
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Sue
But I’m a woman, so surely I’d leave it down?
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I’ve never voted tory, but then Gordon called me a Bigot! SORT IT OUT!
Voting for tories
from Gillian Duffy
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Grand Wizard Nicky G
Leave the country if you don’t like it
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Dinosaurs
And why did you have to extinct all the dinosaurs?
That was not very nice,Sue.Not very nice at all.from Marcel
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Flaming hell not again thanks very much Sue
my cake did not rise in the oven it was as flat as a pancake , thanks Sue
from Sarah b
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ICELAND VOLCANO.
Put a fucking lid on it, Sue, instead of bigot-ing around will you. I daren’t go near Iceland for my prawn rings and frozen meals, so now my kids will starve as well. Fucking nice one.
from KERRY KATONA
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Purse Strings
For not controlling the purse strings and allowing GB to run up a £1,000,000,000 credit card bill…
from Sam
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Pensioners
Doing their shopping on a saturday when they have all the week free. Then they clog up the BASTARD busses. TELL ME SUE WHY?
from Robert
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Nice one, Sue.
Thanks for allowing the Year 7s at my school to vote in our “School Election.”
The Monster Raving Loony Party won, beating the Conservatives by 2 seats and 50 votes.from
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BNP stupid-arse PR atunts
There are 3 comments about thisForcing me to fly that BNP prick Farage around with his stupid-arse vote BNP banner…knew it was a stupid f’ing idea – and he says he was scared. Well I’ll tell you – this pilot is officially voting ‘i hate the twatting BNP party’ or communist or whoever promises to eliminate BNP vermin at the next Election!
from Broken pilot
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Pffft.
I blame Sue for not educating ^^ because Farage is UKIP not BNP. Doh !
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Anonymous
D’oh indeed – must be concussion or similar – ok, I now blame sue for forcing me to fly that UKIP monkey around and for the ensuing accident and concussion which has rendered me quite so politically inept! By way of penitence ( I’m a penitent sinner you know) I have officially declared myself not fit to vote and will forego voting! Cheers again sue – you spawn of the devil…
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Nigel Farage
I think it’s partly my fault, I told the pilot I wanted to fly to Belgium but he had watched my comments to the European parliament a few months ago when I said Belgium doesn’t exist and he got confused.
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Sheffield Wednesday being relegated.
SUE!! I cannot believe you scored the winning goal and got us relegated last Sunday! You made half the population of Sheffield very, very angry. We proved that by having a bit of a post-match riot. It’s ALL YOUR FAULT!!
from Miserable Owls Fan
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The state of the UK top 40
There are 3 comments about thisSue have you seen the shit in the top 40 lately? If you’re not into music that would be MOBO nominated then you’re fucked.. who listens to this shit anyway?! You Sue???
from I like GOOD music
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NICK GRIFFIN
i dont like usher
i like plan b
i dont like taio
i like proffessor green
i dont like chip diddy chip chocolate chunks
or kelis
i dont like tinie because he keeps his clothes in his aunts house.. probably claiming second home allowances aswell, like me…oops -
Sue
An interesting round-up of the chart Nick, what drives your decision in liking a particular artist or not I wonder?
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NICK GRIFFIN
im actually an up and coming producer in mainstream music just incase i dont take over the world with my massively racial and discriminitive comments
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Letting Bob Bailey Live
For fuck’s sake Sue why didn’t you make sure those Asians kicked him in rather than making us all watch the fat middle aged man raging around the streets of London in a suit. SORT IT OUT WOMAN!
from Innocent Bystander
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Inability to make love without crying during.
My inability to make love without crying during.
from Stephen Phillips
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Stockwell Tube Station
…for challenging me to a race to the tube train
…and for telling me not to worry about the guys in the bullet-proof vests shouting at me
from Jean Charles de Menezes
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Blaming Media
Sue you’ve opened up a whole can of worms here now everyone is going to get blamed in a twitter like stylee.. who’s next?!
from Pompy Paul
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Kurt Cobain
..”I’m just going to leave my gun on the sideboard, Kurt.You won’t be a silly boy and play with it while I’m gone, will you?”
First class fuck-up, Sue
from Courtney Love
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Gordon Browns Face
Sue – Only you are to blame for the sour faced expression that comes out of Browns face. After a hard days work I have come to realise that his face does resemble my bench and now I have been signed off sick from work.
Gordon Brown = face like a spot welders benchfrom The welder
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WET DOG SMELL
Sue you really are a sour faced evil kiniving bitch that needs to rot in the burning hell pits. I have just walked my dog in the rain and she is now piss wet through and stinks to high heaven and it’s your fault that the weather is so shit in this country. Get off your fat arse and strat doing a sunshine dance you cretin otherwise my dog will smell even more and she will have to go in the bath.
from Gas Mask Required
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DAMN YOU SUUUUUUE!
for me not being able to remember any of my bloody revision for my exam tomorrow! DAMN U SUE!!!!
from Forgetful twazzak
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Making me a slut
I was so used to being screwed by Labour, now I’m going to have to find my screwing elsewhere. I’m a whore because of you!
from Hoebag
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Hartlepool United being deducted points
Hartlepool United fielding a suspended player and thus being docked points and fined – clearly an attempt by the evil Sue to stir the pot in League One and make it easy for her beloved Rochdale to succeed next season.
from Host
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Erection night!
I’ll be up all night excitedly waiting for the action to happen, would you like to join me Sue?
from Gordo B
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tail light
breaking my friends tail light. sue, next time just listen when you are told that your friend doesnt like backing into spots…you owe me 300 bucks for a freakin tail light….whore…
from kremdelakrem
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The thirteenth pillar in the Place de l’Alma underpass
There were only meant to be twelve pillars in the tunnel.
Sue, you fuck-up…..from Diana, Princess of Wales
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Pee Wee Herman
Letting him play with kiddies pee wee’s the pedo… didn’t you realise the clue was in him name? He was trying to tell you, it was a cry for help for fucks sake Sue you daft cunt
from Kermit
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Farmville woes
i had to spend over £50 on FarmCash to get a floral waterfall….
and it was shit…….
get your act together woman
from sadact
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The Asian SUEnami
There are one comments about thisIt wasn’t me that caused devastation to southern asia but that bitch SUE!!!!!!!!
from God
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what does my name mean
hi wats your myspace page
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Sue
Stuff it…… you cant go wrong with a good stuffed pussy
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pussy hunter
your pussy is always better when it’s stuffed otherwise it’s just a small piece of useless furr
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NO SLEEP
There are one comments about thisYOU GET THE BLAME FOR MY SLEEPLESS NIGHTS….LYING NEXT TO A HUSBAND WHO BLOODY SNORES ALL NIGHT HAS GOT TO BE YOUR DOING WOMAN…SORT IT NOW OR PAY FOR LOTIONS AND POTIONS WE PAY OUT FOR ALL THE TIME,,,,,,,,,,,,,GOD I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU LOSER
from TIRED WIFE
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Sue
Invest in a set of earplugs you whinging bitch…..
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My Melting Face
There are 2 comments about thisGranted it was pretty horrific to start off with but Sue has made it worse with her general shitness. My face now looks like a year old slab of helmutdale…disgraceful
from Gordon Brown
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David Cameron
What about your fat quivering hands you nail biting fat fuck…..sue cant be blamed for that can she??? fuck it of course she can
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Nick Clegg
Fuck off you majority cunts..
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Farting loud
Being stuck in work on a lovely day, its like a fucking morgue in this place and they have the nerve to complain when I fart loudly the cunts!!!!
from Pissed off employee
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The Lifestyle that I am accustomed to but can’t afford
Sue, I blame you for my not being born an heiress like Paris Hilton. I so fit the profile of an heiress, minus the cash. I even have a chiwahwah. Also I would have used my fame and money to help the world, not show my va jay jay.. Now I have to work for a living like EVERYONE else. Why Sue, WHY?????
from Heiress Wannabe
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My missing kids
There are one comments about thisbloody Sue and her pale skin, long dank dark hair, bent posture, her top hat, her long nose, her net and the prison cart cunningly disguised as a sweetie van
from Caractacus Potts
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Libby
Didnt know the forum rules allowed such brliianlt posts.
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Crucification
There are 2 comments about thisGuys,it wasn’t the Romans….it was Sue.
from Jesus Christ
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i did RS gcse, fear me...
sue, seriously, teach people how to spell “crucifixion” ffs :/
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Jesus Christ
okay…..wahscheinlich weil ich deutsch bin….kreuzigung.oh and tell people that since i’m jesus…..i can spell however the fuck i like.
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The woman who sold David Cameron’s dad the defective condom
Sue? Why??? A little more care…..
from useless pharmacist
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Season Six of Lost still not making any sense
I haven’t got a fucking clue what is going on in Lost…..maybe if you got your act together with a proper blow-by-blow briefing on every episode (including podcasts and fan fiction), I might have gotten a scooby about who the fuck Jacob is.
Bad show, Sue, Bad show…….from Sofa King Clueless
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captain cunt
There are one comments about thisSue, why don’t you just do us all a favour and fuck off and die you sad faced looking cunt, look at you, top left of the page,with your arms all folded like a school dinner lady YOU CUNT!!
from captain cunt
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Cunts 1st mate
looking all nonchalant while you have a dildo stuck up your arse you deviant cunt
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Petrol Prices and Sue’s in BPs back pocket
Sue – its your fault the petrol prices are fucking sky high, add to that you want to raise them even more by spilling a cunting load of crude oil into the gulf of mexico you selfish bitch….
from Not so gas guzzling car driver anymore
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it’s all gone pete tong in Kim Jong Taepodong ding-dong
Giving Kim nukes, oh Sue you have dammed the world!!
from Dougie
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cunt
go and buy some more then you useless one eyed scottish cunt!!
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Cunted
And take your fat fucking wobbly cheeks with you….. you useless scottish cunt
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Sarah Brown
and that stupid droopy jaw of yours… you useless droopy jawed one eyed fat scottish cunt.. oh hell just being Scottish is bad enough forget the rest
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Your cunting daughter
Do you know what she did? Your cunting daughter? Stick your cock up her ass, you mother-fucking worthless cocksucker! Your mother sucks cocks in hell, Karras, you faithless slime.
Sounds like you need to teach her some manners Sue!
from Father Merrin
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captain pugwash
There are one comments about thisRemember that song “e’s are good e’s are good, its ebinezer good”
Well sing this using that tune
“Sues a cunt, Sues a cunt, she’s a big fat cunt”
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Alexander Salmon
got any salmon? loooovely ah ha ha ha ha aaaaaaa
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Zombie Apocalypse
They’re coming for us and as they eat us alive, we’ll know who to blame…
from rose
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Cunting Wife
For not letting my lottery numbers come up last night therefore I can’t get rid of the whore/backstabbing cunt of a wife who whats to take me for everything she can get the twat…..
from Cunting wife hater
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My Downfall
Letting that cunt David in the house. Tomorrow I’ll be living in a shoebox.
from Gordon Brown
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Stupid ass teacher
For letting her lose my coursework and then not letting me have an extension!
from Matt Burrows
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Mikel on May 9, 2011 Permalink
The forum is a brigethr place thanks to your posts. Thanks!