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Forcing an academic to do something he later regretted………………
There are 19 comments about thisI blame Sue for making Ashley Cooke give Kwame a blowjob behind The Lisbon last week.
from Maisie
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Cheating girlfriend
My girlfriend cheating on me. She said it was my fault, that I didn’t value our relationship enough, but now I know that Sue was really to blame! I bet Sue runs an agony aunt column in some shitty magazine. Damn you Sue!
from HatingSue
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Why I am still awake
For making me drink coffee after my meal, and as a result, I’m still wide awake. Fucking Sue, how could you?
from Matt in Birmingham
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RAIN!!
Seriously Sue, all I wanted to do was go home and you made it rain. Bad enough that you withdrew most of the funds you promised our college so that is now SUCKS and we have no textbooks, but then you made it rain.
And, you gave me an utter twat of a chemistry teacher, so that not only will uni cost me more, but I won’t get the grades either. I HATE YOU SUE!!!
lolfrom Gordon is a twit, I’m rather glad he’s gone.
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Sue ruins sex
My failing attempt at a relationship with a girl i sdont find attractive
from Annonymous
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sniffles.
Sue is the reason i’ve got a blocked nose. GET OUT OF THERE GODDAMMMIT!
from I’ve got sue in my nose
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TYPO
There are one comments about thisI also blame Sue for the typo in the previous complaint about my ruined toast….
fuck you Sue.
from breadlover
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TOAST
I dropped my toast and it ladded jam side down. It was Strawberry.
Sue, you utter, utter skank-bucket.
from breadlover
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call of duty
There are one comments about thissue its your fault that i was on a 24 kill streak and died
from lewis cornwall
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Anonymous
I blame Sue for all those dick heads running round with akimbo shotguns.
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What’ve you got against jelly anyway Sue?
I blame you Sue. It’s your fault that I just saw an advert for a menstrual cup, and it’s especially your fault that I was eating jelly at that precise moment. You’ve put me off jelly for life. I hate you Sue, I really hate you.
from Eleanor
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Cue Ball
Sue got me drunk and shaved off all of my hair AND my eyebrows, making me look like a cue ball.
from The Chris
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Car crash
Stupid car pulling out on me making me swerve and hit another we all know who i should blame… sue you stupid bitch
from Gavin
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Beastilty
Sue, you used to be such a big part of my life. I loved you. But so much has changed since we first met. Do you remember how happy that day was? When we made love in the fields? But it was all down hill from then on, wasn’t it Sue? You neglected to tell me about your other passion. Your passion for monkeys. Sue, you gave me Aids. I’m not just Hiv Positive anymore Sue. I’m Dying. Do you hear me SUE!? I’m fucking dying and it’s all your fault.Your fetish for monkeys will cause millions of deaths.
from Aids victim
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My cars almost out of fuel
Thanks Sue. You joyriding bitch, now i need to fill up again.
from James Lott
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Why Sue, Why??
You let me get ridiculously drunk the other day and make a full of myself.
from Miss. Fortune.
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Pian In My Bcaksdie!
Fcuk You Sue for bnieg Sue, And Fckunig Mekanig Me Tpye Lkie I’m Fkuncig Dnurk!!! I Wlil Sue You For Taht!!!
from BayB
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GREEKS GETTING EASY LOANS
I deffo saw Sue behind the Bargain Booze lending Greeks money with unsustainable interest rates. Thanks alot Sue. Endanger the world market.
from Ieuan
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Puke in the shower…really Sue? Really?
from Pincuid
Ruby Slippers on July 25, 2010 Permalink
Eeew, that Kwame has got such child bearing hips!
Tony Wiggy, Liverpool on July 25, 2010 Permalink
They were all over each other like a rash!
Marlene on July 25, 2010 Permalink
Dirty bastards.
Doreen, Liverpool on July 25, 2010 Permalink
FIlthy pair of bastards!
Daniella Mantrap on July 25, 2010 Permalink
Didn’t spill a drop, the filthy cow!
Sue on July 25, 2010 Permalink
Are you seeing him again?
Charlotte, NYC on July 25, 2010 Permalink
Ithaca and vine leaves spring to mind!
Johnnie, Mossley Hill on July 25, 2010 Permalink
I hate him, and his friend with the big face aint no better!
Pete Price on July 25, 2010 Permalink
I racked Ash off behind the Curzon in 1992!
Umberto, Manchester on July 25, 2010 Permalink
Filthy queens….
Dregan, Southport on July 25, 2010 Permalink
HE’S BEEN IN MY HOUSE!
Scouselad on July 25, 2010 Permalink
Looks like Mo Mowlem
Christopher Mayes on July 25, 2010 Permalink
I know Ashley feels ashamed of what he did – or to be honest – what he MAY have done. He was too drunk to remember what he did. At least Kwame loves him unlike my Johnny who I met on Gaydar, who spurned me because I don’t fit in with his play writing friends
Kevin Goggins on July 25, 2010 Permalink
Now there’s a name I’ve not heard for a long time!! Christopher Mayes, AKA Maisie. Last time I saw him he was just pulling himself out of my lower bowel. I’d love to get back in touch, but life has been cruel and I don’t have long left…
Johnny on July 25, 2010 Permalink
Hello Christopher! Did Sue make you give me crabs???? I may be a play-write who sleeps around but at least I am Drug and Disease Free, which is more than I can say for you. And whenever have you been a top? I take it Kevin is lying. You’ve always been a POWER BOTTOM. One only has to read the graffiti in the Curzon, Lisbon, Masquerade, Sydney Jone library, Harold Cohen library and Augustos John student bar to find out what a vivacious bottom queen you are.
Dale Howard on July 25, 2010 Permalink
Being a playwright, which incidentally doesn’t need a hyphen, I would have assumed that you know how to spell Augustus correctly. Leave Maisie out of it, he is mine and we are having a Civil Partnership in the Palm House in Sefton Park. Dale x
Tom Ravenscroft, BBC on July 25, 2010 Permalink
Dale – back off! You’re shitty DJ gigs in sports halls round the north west make me laugh. You’re so welcome to Maisie. Johnny the playwright told me his brown love nest is more torn than a windsock at Liverpool John Lennon Airport. Ashley is mine and I forgive him for kissing Kwame.
Tom Ravenscroft, BBC on July 25, 2010 Permalink
I meant your NOT you’re
I LOVE AShley – back off
jXPerFWC on October 10, 2011 Permalink
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